Review #1 - Black high-gloss PVC fitted bedsheet

This is going to be a pretty short review – after all, how much can you say about a bedsheet?! Even one with the fun potential of this one.

Main features are

• Black, super sexy looking high gloss finish.
• This is a ‘Fitted’ sheet. Elasticated hem to fit snuggly and securely around the mattress, keeping it in place even in the heights of passion!
• 100% waterproof.
• Easy clean. Just wash down in the bath or shower.
• Protects the rest of your bedding without having to remove and refit it, simply stretch this sheet over your current bedding.
• Standard double size – 160cm by 200cm

This sheet, which I purchased from eBay, came carefully packaged in a secure, plain plastic wrapper, which is lucky when you consider the image on the inner box! (They did say it would be in a plain cover but there’s always that doubt). It was approximately £25 including postage and packing and arrived within about a week, due to Christmas postage schedules. With reference to the cardboard box that the sheet is packaged in, just throw it away. I can promise that you will never, in a month of Sundays, get the sheet back in the box without it just ripping to pieces – the box that is, not the sheet. Anyone who has done any camping and struggled to fold and fit a wet tent back into those ridiculously small bags will sympathise with this. I’ve just found a strong plastic bag to store mine in going forwards.

So, what can I say which isn’t a self-evident truth, as they say? There are a lot of these PVC sheets around but I had to search high and low to find one that is actually sold as a fitted sheet, i.e. one with an elasticated hem so it will wrap securely around the mattress. There’s no point in a simple flat sheet thrown over the bed as that will just get immediately scrunched up, slide around and eventually end up on the floor, probably with the two, three or more of you in a heap on top of it. And all that sexy lube or massage oil leaked all over the under-sheets or duvet or whatever. The one I got works really well and is a generous size so there is no need to remove your normal bedding or pillows, simply stretch the sheet over the entire bed, bedding, pillows and all, but not the snoozing dog, and let the elastic ping the sheet snugly into position.

Usage – Simply stretch and fit over your existing bedding, get out the lube, massage oil, engine oil, washing up liquid, whatever you have to hand etc. etc. and go for it! OK, maybe the last two would not be recommended but each to their own. Consenting adults in private and all that.

I guess it depends on what you’re getting up to, but anything from a gentle sensual massage with just a few drops of some warm exotic oil to a serious, slopping hardcore fisting session with pints of Xlube will benefit from this super sleek sheet. Of course it’s not really just so much about keeping the bedding clean but it’s about the smooth, sensuous, sexy, slippery feeling of naked, oiled skin on skin and the glorious sensation of simply squirming and writhing around in ecstasy on the shining black gloss that is the real orgasm inducing experience here.

So there you have it. I’ve used this sheet several times already and I love it. The only slight negative is that it does not go on super smooth and wrinkle free like the pictures above. After it’s been stored in a plastic bag for a few days think your old mother-in-law’s face rather than a super model complexion. Maybe if you stretch it over and leave it for a few hours it would smooth out up but who has the time these days?

In conclusion - The sensation of your wet, lubed skin against the sheet is simply amazing and you can really go to town without worrying about wrecking the bedding and creating a whole load of work in cleaning up after. Another superb addition to the armoury.
Alessia xxx

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